when you see a big girl buss into a spilt
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH What the HOLY BABY JESUS FUCKMONSTER!!!!!
That awkward moment when your parents introduce...
wingsofaprettyboy: tumblr-funniest: They’re all like: “IS THIS YOUR CHILD?” And you’re just like: And then they’re like: “Oh my goodness, I remember when you were just a baby!” And you’re just like: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts VERY ACCURATE.
When you see a romantic movie and you realize that...
love-katrinaa: OH MY GOD. THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST THING EVER.
Falling asleep on the train/bus...
cocoakiss: tokyoxdc: cookiedoughremix: Expectation: Reality: i don’t know why i just died lol plane too
When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
zipzipfreeze: You’re like: What do I say? “Oh my God, Who am I?”
When you hear someone knock on the door when you...
iamaswagloser: ! YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!
I don't know how people can sleep without...
At night I’m just like
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
yoruichikitty: and then when they get it and they look at me, they’re like and I’m like im guilty of doing this lmao
I'm going to go take a hot shower
Which is basically like a regular shower except it has me in it
Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your...
When someone says "penis" at school
runatme-h0e: excuse-my-charisma: Elementary school: Middle school: High school:
My Heart Rate
Normal: When I’m with you When you’re with someone else
Text buddy application.
Text buddy…? Name:_________________ Age:_______ Sex:___ Phone Number:( ) DOB:__/___/___ Single:_________ Taken________ Texting Speed: BelowAverage___ Average___ AboveAverage____ Early Bird or Night owl? ::::::::::::::Yes or NO::::::::::::::: Can I Text You When Ever? Smoke? Why do You Wanna Be My New Text Buddy? Do Want Me To Post This? ...
Drake: I'm just sayin you could do better, tell me hav you heard that lately? I'm just sayin you could do better, and i'll start hating only if you make me..
Jojo: I'm just sayin you could do better, always turned you out everytime we were together.. Once you had the best so boy you can't do better, baby im the best so you cant do better...
Chris Brown: He's just sayin you could do better, and baby all im sayin is he sound lik a hater. and baby he can just fuck off and do us a favor.. mind your business, nigga stop being a hater..
When you’re pissed off, and don’t know what to do.
styleyounggun: ratherdielaughing: DIED a million deaths on this gif
That awkward moment when your mom is doing the...